š If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money... ...........
THE SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED!
š Press down if u think IM da best..
I KNEW IT!
Im 2 good
wat can I say!
still pressin?U must really love me!
O stop it!
Well,wot can i say? ;-)
š I wanted to send u something amazing,sexy, funny, beautiful.. but the postman told me to get the hell out of the letterbox!
š Press Down
Press Up
Oh!
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We hv knwn..
Each othr 4..
Quite awhile
now,do u tink
we can b more..
Den FRIENDS?
Cos I LUV U
Vry much 2 be
my..
PARTNER
2-rob-a BANK
2nite!!
š Birds love u, Monkeys love u, Hippos love u, Chimpanzee love u, Tortoise love u, Giraffe love u................
please return to the zoo, they all miss u, dont escape again!!!
š In case of fire read this message..
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I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!!
š __________________________________
You'rE CutE
CharminG
CooL
SmarT
ClassY
WittY
AttractivE
EndearinG
So LovabLE
ThaT WaS SenT 2 ME, JusT WanteD YOU 2 ReaD IT!
š Good looks catch the eyes but good personality catches the heart. you are blessed with both! FLATTERED? dont be, it was sent to me, i just wanted u 2 read it...
š Your teeth are so yellow.....
i can't believe it's not butter!!! I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U laff I laff.
U jump out of d window
I look dwn & then ...... I laff again! :)
š This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
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NICE PEOPLE
are hard
to fish
out
i'm glad
i caught
you.
stay NICE
or else..... I'll fry you..
š You!
I trustd u so much but u couldn keep
others my secrt? Uv realy let me down! Pls stp telin ppl dat im so SEXY
n GORGEOUS!
š We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
š Girlfriends are appetizers,
Taste good at anytime,
Mistresses are tomyams,
Hot & spicy,eaten frequently,
Wifes are sardines,
Eaten when there's nothing to eat
š A Baby monkey asked his mother, why are we ugly? Mother said : thank god
we look like this, u should see the person reading this message! I saw u in d corner
U so cute,
š I saw
N start singin’, ‘who lets d dogs out'
š u should do 2 things in the morning 1)pray to GOD so u can live 2) have a shower so others can live...
š God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
š ZIPPER
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š the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
š Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook
searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found.
conclusion, your are gay!
š Everyones entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the privilege!
š What's that ugly thing on your neck? OOOH..... Its your face!
š Dear God, Thankyou for making me healthy, can You also make me sexy. If You can't make me sexy, then please!, make all my friends "fat!
š News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
š Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you ll be disconnected!
š I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
š
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š I'm at the Police Station.The police caught me & filed a case against me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I'm doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUT; So HURRY UP!
š SOME1 MISSES U, NEEDS U, WORRIES ABOUT U WANTS 2B WITH U
& IT AINT ME U FOOL!
š some love 1 some love 2 i love some one and that one is (not) you
š A-ur attractive
B-ur beautiful
C-ur caring
D-ur delicous
E-ur exciting
F-ur funny
G-ur gorgeous
H-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!
š I saw you walking on the street. Your eyes, your lips, your nose.. everything look perfect. I couldn't help sing to myself, 'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!! WOOF !'
š The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you?
š I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
š .-"""-.
( 'o' )
(,,)==(,,) y did god create u b4 me?
Coz he wanted to make a rough sketch, B4 makin a master piece!!!
š I L . . . . . .
I Cant Say It
I L O . . . .
What Can I Do
I L O V . . .
Please Dont Be Angry
I L O V E . .
Dont Press Down
I LOVE MY SELF
š Roses are red Violets are bleu. God made me perfect, but what the hell happend to you
š Woman complaining to dentist: I d rather get pregnant than have a tooth filling! Dentist: ok, decide from now so i can adjust the chair accordingly
š Psst! Cutie yes YOU!
š You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
š I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
š We would like to inform u to ure life was a mistake, so plz report to ure local vet to b put down...Srry for any inconvieniences!!
š WANTED..Guy.preferably hansome,nice car,nice ass,fantastic in bed,kind & caring...I no this doesnt apply 2 u but if ya no any 1 give them my number
š Im
š
IN FACT
š I'm not as dumb as you look
š Roses are red,
violence are blue,
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Frankenstein was
ugly to!
š How Do U Keep An Idiot Entertained?
Press Down
Press Up......................
š You = Cute
You = Sexy
You = Intelligent
You = delicious
You = Sweet
You = Perfect
Me = Liar
HA HA
š U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.
š How i wish i kud touch u, fil
š Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention! Student: I m paying as little as I can sir!
š Roses r red, violets r blue, its valentines day and no 1 luvs u!!!
š You = Gorgeous
You = Sexy
You = Intelligent
You = Delicious
You = Seductive
You = Perfect
Me = liar
Only Joking!!
š laugh and the world laughs with you -snore and you sleep alone
š Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
š Girls think
boys are fit.
Boys think
girls are sexy.
But don't worry...
I'm sure science
will come up
with something
to help you
š I really deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
š This is MAGIC !
Press down 12times U"ll become CUTE!
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š Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
š U are a...
B.I.T.C.H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Honest
r u smiling now?
š is there any intelligent life on earth ? yes but I’m only visiting
š A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
š U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
š the road to success is usually
...............
under construction
š >>WARNING<<
Mobile-Bomb
Mobile-Bomb
Mobile-Bomb
Mobile-Bomb
Mobile-Bomb
Mobile-Bomb
Mobile-Bomb
*YOUR MOBILE IS DEAD*
š Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
š When I was a kid, I wanna be a president. When i was a boy i wanna be Rockstar. In college I wanna be a Doctor .. But when i'm grow up now, i wanna be your underwear!
š I lie awake at night & think "WOW" - you're a cute, hot, amazing, smart, sexy, gorgeous, respectable, intelligent person. Gotta take that mirror off my ceilling!!
š The Village called and said they were looking for u. They're missing their Idiot
š Reality is for people who can't face science fiction
š Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
š What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
š I'm bored, you're boring....
so don't SMS me back!
š U need MONEY to call someone HONEY
š Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you....
The roses are wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty....
And so is your head!!
š Sometimes, I think I'd be better off dead.
No, wait.
Not me, you.
š Do you know what this world is coming to?
People waste so much time on stupid things, and hey guess wat you just wasted 7 seconds of your life reading this, lol...
š How do you kill a blue elephant?
- With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
- Choke it 'till it turns blue then shooot it with the blue elephant gun.
š __________________________________
I am really trying to imagine you with a personality.
Oops, I can't.
š The statement below is false.
The statement above is true.
Which statement is correct?
š Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Sugar is sweet.......
and you smell like sweaty monkey rectum. It doesn't rhyme but at least it's the truth.
š Nice perfume. Must you marinade in it?
š I hate it when you leave....
but I would like to see you go.
š I won't even read your senseless messages....
why waste your limited time?
š if u luv ur man set him free....
if he doesn't return he's with ME!
š __________________________________
I never forget a face, but for you
I will make an exception.
š looking up at the stars and matching them up with one reason we are friends.....
then I ran out of stars.
š You always smile...
you never say no......
you never hurt me....
my dear sweet TEDDYBEAR!!
š One day a teacher ask a primary school student "If you have 5 apples and the student next to your class take 3 apples away." What will you have?
>>> A FIGHT <<<
š A puzzle game had just been installed in your phone.
If you want to play, just throw your phone to any wall. Try it! Guarantee is nice!
š don't feel glue,
Einstein was ugly too!
š Anyone knows why people don’t get white hair if they smoke?
Because smokers die early, so they don’t have the chances to get old.
š Last night I was desperately looking for you....
I wanted to feel you on my naked body.....
I had to go to bed without you....
So where have you been??
....Stupid pyjama!
š For you I would go as far as the end of the world....
Do you promise to stay here?
š Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket?
No?
Oh, than it was a rubbish bag after all! Don't feel sad,
š Hello, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
š __________________________________
If being ugly would hurt...
you would be in pain all day long.
š Love me or leave me.
Hey,where is everybody going ?
š My feelings for you are like the sea.
" Wild and romantic ? "
"No, they make me sick"
š This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it all without the word cat!
š This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled.....
unless you are ugly.
š All nice things in life are illegal, immoral......
or make you grow fat.
š __________________________________
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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